WhaaaAAAT??? A shortage of *doctors* in the wonderful socialist paradise, where everyone is taxed into a state of equality and spending 4,347 years in college gets you the same wages as a fish-and-chips "technician"??
You mean people don't want to just selflessly dedicate their lives to saving others without any reward, in the great socialist experiment??
Why, I'm shocked... **SHOCKED**, I tell you... I...
I'm just speechless!! In **BRITAIN**?? This *can't* really be happening. It *must* be all bourgeois reactionary propaganda and lies! There must be some mistake!! Why, the great Truthfinder, Karl Marx himself, is buried in Britain!!!
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