USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ 03 September 2003

Canteen FRiends ~ Radix

[Old Sarge]

BRING IT ON, PAL!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Diva, good evening! You sure are getting good. Love the ladybug. Look at her go. Are you drowning too? We had a good 6 hours rain.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Gregorian calendar....my brain hurts, Radix. Could you say it in a few less words?

[tomkow6]

I'm ready!

[Kathy in Alaska]

The only A+ in the class read "My God," Said the Queen, "I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it?"

Good day, Star! Very good bit of humor. Good for email.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Hubba! Hubba! Hubba! Hmmmmmmmmmm.......????????????

[Radix]

Are you ready for this?

 

 

[Kathy in Alaska]

I liked the maple syrup tour, ms feather, but how about the good stuff: boysenberry or blueberry syrup?

[LaDivaLoca]

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

"No. What did that stupid monkey do this time?" says the patron.

"Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole" says the bartender.

"Yeah, well I hope it kills him because he's been driving me nuts" says the patron.

The guy finishes his drink and leaves.

Two weeks later he comes back with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds some peanuts on the bar. He grabs one, sticks it up his butt, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.

"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"What now?" responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a peanut up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it" says the bartender.

"Well, what do you expect?" replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that darn cue ball he measures everything first!"

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, BIS. Finally we are getting a little. Are you getting pounded like most of the east coasters?

[Fawnn]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fawnn]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (LOL, but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww) ;)

[LaDivaLoca]

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat."

"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table."

"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another.

After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"

[LaDivaLoca]

HUBBA! HUBBA! is right! Is your nephew still single? Let's play matchmaker, Goddess. How about matching him with my niece? She's 23, sweet, intelligent, gorgeous, just too busy right now with her post medical studies but should be ready in 3 years. LOL! I'll send you her picture privately. She'll kill me if she finds out I'm playing matchmaker with her. LOL!

[tomkow6]

[firewalk]

Are you getting pounded like most of the east coasters?

Every day...(I love the rain, so I'm very happy about it)

[LaDivaLoca]

LOL! Boys and their toys......

[LaDivaLoca]

Hallo, Diva! It rains, it pours, then it stops and the humidity sets in. I can tell how humid it is w/o having to step outside - my hair becomes frizzy (and I have straight hair). UGH! However, yesterday was raining cats and dogs and it cooled down a bit.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

From the men in the Military and the Canteen