Posted on 09/02/2003 11:34:50 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback
Please note that some Labor Day events are included in this edition, and some will be included next week.
Anti-War idiots unite! You have already lost your brains!
These guys went to Crawford to demonstrate against the President. Forgive the lack of humor here, but I just have to say this: When I see pictures like this, I wonder about the kids of firefighters who died in the Trade Center and the kids of servicemembers who died in the Pentagon. I wonder what they think about when they see photos like this. OK, moving right along...
She’s in Karachi, protesting our supposed murder of innocent civilians in Iraq. What are the chances she was out there giving Saddam the same message this time last year?
Freepers, is the guy on the right anybody we know? “Look son, you need to get a haircut and a decent job, the shirt and tie ain’t foolin’ anybody.”
I've got great news: these idiots guarantee world peace! All we have to do is give them Dubya and Blair and world peace will magically appear! Kum-bay-yah, My Lord...C’mon Freepers, sing it with me! Kum-Bay-Yah...
Somehow one of them DU trolls ended up in London.
Sorry gits, we thought of the playing cards first.
A twit, but definitely not an upper-class twit.
Athens: My Big Fat Greek Caption-A-Rama
Greek prostitutes continue to strike. “How many times do I have to say, I can't afford that on a patrolman's salary?” (I never get tired of that joke. Of course, my wife says I never get tired of any of my jokes.)
A woman views Greek Presidential Guards outside Parlaiment in Athens. Astoundingly, she is not a prostitute, and even more astoundingly, the guard’s skirts are more tasteful and feminine than what she’s wearing.
California Dems push for Cruz control
“What? Have I been anally probed lately? Ha-Ha, very funny. Media bags of crap”.
Yet, as he moved down the rope line, Bustamente had a warm smile for members of his old “Anally-Probed Alien Abductees Anonymous” chapter.
“I heard about you and Cybill Sheppard, so if you touch my mom I’m going to give you a fat lip, loverboy.”
Davis meets with the United Farm Workers. Two for one caption special on this one:
“And over here is where you can bend us all over. We spend a lot of time bent over picking lettuce, so it’s no big burden.”
“I heard about you and Cybill Sheppard, so you just stay over here away from the women...
What’s with the mariachi to the right? Yup, when I vote, I’m always looking for an endorsement from a guy with a toupee that looks like recycled roadkill.
Dreadful stupid, Palestine
Our first two photos are Palestinian reaction to an IDF missile strike that killed some Hamas scumbags. 
Ah, Jeffersonian Palestine.
Later on, they marched around with magazines and other documents burned in the attack. “You stinking Jews! You burned my Sports Illustrated Burkha issue!”
In some cultures, they celebrate Halloween in August, or even all year long.
Since he’s holding a freaking ROCK, we have some small hope that the AP and Reuters will get a clue and realize that those aren’t peace signs the Palestinians are making.
These folks supposedly had their accounts frozen in a PA crackdown on militant groups. Gee, the PA freezes terrorists’ accounts and the supposed account-holders are the most pathetic individuals that could possibly be featured in a photo op. That couldn’t be staged, could it? Nah.
North Korea sends glowing ferry to Japan
Despite heavy public protest, a North Korean ferry that has been linked to their missile program was allowed to dock in Niigata in northern Japan. Hey guys, while you’re at it, why don’t you move that sucker over to Yokosuka and park it next to USS Carl Vinson? What could go wrong?
”Remember men, we’re looking for glowing green stuff and undeclared fruit.”
The good guys: These Japanese protestors showed up to greet the ferry. Many were protesting it’s role in smuggling missile parts and illicit funds for Juche Fruit, but others were there because their relatives were kidnaped by North Korea during the Cold War.
North Koreans who live in Japan. “Screw you Japanese whiners, we love our Great Leader Kim Jong Il!”
”Yay! We love Kim Jong Il, too! We were also wondering if you have any food you could spare?”
That suitcase is empty, but it’ll be full of cafeteria yakisoba when she goes back for spring break.
North Korea: Will do the wave for food.
North Korea at the Universiade Games in Seoul
North Korean cheerleaders arrive at the games. “Don’t worry, we’re not invading–yet! (giggle!)”
There was some conflict between North Korean delegates to the games and South Korean protestors. This guy, however, was just trying to reach the buffet.
You know, we should use photos like this on Army recruiting posters. “Join today’s Army, and when Juche Fruit forces us to invade his country and kill him, millions of women like this will be looking for a big, studly American soldier to take them to the real worker’s paradise, the US of A.”
And what flag do the North Korean cheerleader’s love just as much as their national flag? Three guesses...
Yup, the reunification flag! “Just becuase we starve and murder our own people doesn’t mean you have to worry!”
”If you’ve had a meal and know it, clap your hands! If you’re fed while peasants starve, clap your hands!”
“Who’s gonna test a big ol’ nuke?!?”
“WE ARE!! WE ARE!!”
“Who’s gonna sell one to Al-Qaida?”
“WE ARE!! WE ARE!!
Rebel Yale: Jesse and the union try to shut down New Haven
Before addressing the marchers, Jesse waves to a gathering of his illegitimate children.
Jesse gets arrested. Man that’s a cheery photo. Can’t wait for the one where he gets dragged off for tax evasion. By the way, he compared the strikers to the Selma marchers, which he does with every group he speaks to these days. If these people would read a newspaper occasionally, they might catch on.
Three hours after Jesse was arrested, these guys were still waiting for him to show up and conduct a game of “Duck, Duck, Honkie.”
This girl’s mother was arrested and hauled off in the same paddy wagon load as Jesse. Two for one caption special:
Rosie Grier was not available to sing a reprise of his classic “It’s All Right To Cry,” so this honkie preacher filled in.
“Why are you crying child?” “I’m afraid they’ll lock her up with Jesse. I don’t want anymore brothers and sisters!”
Ten Commandments, no waiting.
Even Judge Moore’s most ardent supporters were surprised when Moses and Ghandi arrived to show their support.
I guess you could say the guy across the street is a Moore-on.
Miscellaneous idiocy
Paraguayan prisoners crucify themselves to protest delays in court processing and being jailed without sentencing. Me, I’d rather put up with the prison food for a few more months.
Note to protestors: Once you use the word “Junta” to describe the legitimately elected government of these United States, I pretty much know that you have oatmeal for brains.
In a protest against diesel emissions, Greenpeace activists display a pigged-out version of a Mercedes CDI. Man, I should contact these people and see if they can gorillafy the Silverbackmobile. One Greenpeace protestor was overheard saying it looked like a police car; he was promptly hauled away and fell down several times on the way to the police station.
Um, no. How do I say this tactfully...your fur is probably full of fleas, ticks, lice and various larvae.
Pro-pot and hashish legalization demonstrator in Germany. Deutschland, take a look at your future.
The leader of the Maoist rebel movement in Nepal calling for a general strike. < Travis Bickle mode > What do you mean Mao killed millions? Are you bothering me with facts? You must be bothering me with facts, because I don’t see anybody else here.” < /Travis Bickle >
The anti-soda pop protests in India continue. Hey, if you drink out of one of those things as a substitute for American soda, wouldn’t it then be a Coke-o-nut?
The poster behind this guy refers to Bin Laden and Union Carbide as "the Terror twins." Yes, the similarities are just astonishing! Some would call that an apples and oranges comparison; I would call it an apples and anvils comparison.
”Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh!”
You gotta believe what? Saddam’s not so bad? George McGovern was a hawk? Vermont’s got low taxes?
”I have a dream...that you’ll all keep kissing my big bigoted heinie. I have a dream that you’ll keep ‘honoring’ Martin Luther King by hating America and judging people by their skin color.”
South Korean truck drivers demonstrate for higher wages: “Hey, did you get the license numbers of the trucks that hit us?”
These folks are protesting the firing of Dallas’ black Police Chief. Read the “Wicked shall be” sign at top center, then take a gander at the sign down and to the left with a message about City Manager Teodoro Benavides. It might be possible for these people to be dumber, but I don’t see how.
Greenpeace holds a protest against gene-mod corn. My apologies to any of you who have nightmares this week about the evil corn man. Evil corn, that’s some scary stuff.
Hillary attends the West Indian Day parade in NYC. “This is a lot more fun than a 9/11 funeral. Look at all the darkies!”
European protest against farm subsidies. Now, I don't dig government subsidies, but ugly women wasting perfectly good oranges, that’s a double whammy of a tragedy in my mind.
Cue Chuck Heston, running in to scream...
“SOYLENT DEAN IS MADE OF PEOPLE! IT’S MADE OF PEEEEEOPLE!!!”
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GATOR!!!!!!
Davis: "Can I count on your illegal vote on October 7th?"
Every time I see Bustamante, I remember his announcement of his candidacy. He was standing behind a podium with a "NO RECALL" banner on it.
Hillary attends the West Indian Day parade in NYC. “This is a lot more fun than a 9/11 funeral. Look at all the darkies!”
Actually, she attended no funerals or memorial services other than the very few that were televised. Despicable hag was actually jealous that Schumer got some sympathetic press because his daughter was in school a few blocks from the attacks.
But once again, it is apparent to all that after the age of 50, we tend to get the face we deserve. You earned it, Hitlery!
The Return of Killer Korn!
You'll never eat popcorn again!
Wow.
I mean...wow.
Great captions! Keep 'em coming!! =~)
What a bad speller... 
;)
"Oh yeah, man, she'll do. Hey baby! Wanna learn how to make a 'Sybill Sandwich?'"
"How dare you wear white after Labor Day? Jihad!"
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