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Feeble attempt at humor for the lurking troops...

PLEASE NOTE: NOT YOUR TYPICAL CHAIN LETTER. TAKE A MINUTE TO READ IT AND
YOU'LL GET A LAUGH.

Dear Friend,

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired
and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost
anything!

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally
tired and discontented. Then, bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and
send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list,
and add your name to the
bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is
bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine has already received 184
women, of whom four were worth keeping.

REMEMBER this chain brings luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy
playmate. An unmarried Jewish man, living with his widowed mother, was
able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his wife back.

Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list
below!

Bill Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

Billy Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

Billie Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

B. Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

William Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

W. Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

W. Jeff Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

W. J. Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

W. Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

William J Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

Wilhelm Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

Willie Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

Will Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

Mr. Hillary Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

Mr. Slick Willie Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

Mr. Big B Clinton
780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017