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The ANT v. The GRASSHOPPER
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Posted on 08/10/2003 7:14:54 AM PDT by harpu

CLASSIC VERSION...

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Moral Of The Story...Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN VERSION...

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing "its Not Easy Being Green."

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing "We Shall Overcome". Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

Al Gore exclaims in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share".

Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act", retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients.

The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he's in, (which just happens to be the ant's old house), crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

Moral Of The Story... Vote Republican


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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The ANT v. The GRASSHOPPER ^
      Posted by harpu
On 08/10/2003 10:14 AM EDT with 1 comment


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CLASSIC VERSION... The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. Moral Of The Story...Be responsible for yourself! MODERN VERSION... The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and...
     
 
The story of the ant and the Grasshopper ^
      Posted by fiddlinjim
On 07/01/2003 5:44 AM EDT with 24 comments


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OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs...
     
 
The ant and the grasshopper ^
      Posted by Believer 1
On 06/03/2003 12:38 PM EDT with 16 comments


Unknown | 06/01/03 | Jim Sparkman
Posted by Jim Sparkman Sunday, June 01, 2003 ChronWatch received this item by anonymous e-mail. We thought it good enough to post, even though we don't know the origin. If anyone knows the proper credits, we'll gladly add them. Subject: The Ant and the Grasshopper CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so...
     
 
The Ant and the Grasshopper ^
      Posted by TopQuark
On 11/08/2002 8:08 PM EST with 6 comments


e-Mail (Actually, The Warroom) ^ | Unknown | Jim Quinn
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, laughs, and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, laughs, and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering...
     
 
The Ant And The Grasshopper - Necessity To Vote The Ant And The Grasshopper - Necessity To Vote ^
      Posted by apackof2
On 10/31/2002 5:04 PM EST with 7 comments


Dr. Laura ^ | 10/31/02 | A guy named Steve
The Ant And The Grasshopper Classic Version: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed...Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. Liberal Version: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up Heath supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays...
     
 
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER ^
      Posted by Asmodeus
On 10/07/2002 1:38 PM EDT with 7 comments


This Website ^
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER (THE CLASSIC VERSION) The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. THE MODERN VERSION -- c. 2000 The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool...
     
 
The ant and the grasshopper ^
      Posted by WaterDragon
On 09/14/2002 9:33 AM EDT with 40 comments


Oregon Magazine ^ | September 1, 2002 | unknown
Classic VersionThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool...(snip)Modern VersionThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool..(snip)..CBS, NBC and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast...(snip)Click here for full article.
     
 
The Ant and the Grasshopper: The American Updated Classic ^
      Posted by wayne_shrugged
On 01/14/2002 11:09 PM EST with 8 comments


E-mail | 01/14/2002 | Anonymous
The Ant & The Grasshopper OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and ...
     
 
The Ant and the Grasshopper ^
      Posted by jmp702
On 05/29/2001 8:24 PM EDT with 5 comments


email | unknown | unknown
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER CLASSIC VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. LIBERAL DEMOCRAT VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances ...
     
 
The Ant and the Grasshopper (or Why to Vote) ^
      Posted by DUBYAnkee
On 11/02/2000 9:02 AM EST with 1 comment


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The Ant and the Grasshopper CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his House and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food Or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his House and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and ...
     
 
The Ant and the Grasshopper (or Why to Vote) ^
      Posted by DUBYAnkee
On 11/02/2000 9:00 AM EST


unknown | unknown
The Ant and the Grasshopper CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his House and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food Or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his House and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and ...
     
 
The Modern Ant and the Grasshopper ^
      Posted by prometheus
On 10/27/2000 11:02 AM EDT with 5 comments


From my Cousin ^ | who knows. | ?????????????
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER CLASSIC VERSION:  The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.  Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.  The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER MODERN VERSION:  The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, Building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool ...
     
 
Ant v.s. Grasshopper ^
      Posted by MuskieTom
On 10/26/2000 12:07 PM EDT with 6 comments


Email from Cousin ^ | 10/26/2000 | Unknown
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER THE CLASSIC VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper, who thinks he's a fool, laughs, dances, and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. THE MODERN VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper, who thinks he's a fool, laughs, dances, and ...
     
 
Grasshopper and Ant Parable, Clinton/Gore Style ^
      Posted by Mean Daddy
On 10/19/2000 10:20 PM EDT with 2 comments


email | Oct. 19, 2000 | Unknown Email
CLASSIC ANT & GRASSHOPPER VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN ANT & GRASSHOPPER VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances ...
     
 
BILL CLINTON'S "GRASSHOPPER":IT IS TIME TO PASS THE TORCH ^
      Posted by stormchaser
On 10/17/2000 9:42 AM EDT with 3 comments


Ether Zone ^ | 10/16/00 | John Guthmiller
The master of any art knows when his days are numbered. In those sunset moments, he must strive with a frenzy to realize his vision before the light fades, the hand falters, and the spirit dies. If he would pass his seed to a distant generation, he must anoint a successor. Whatever his medium, his final work must be wrought in flesh and blood. Hayden taught Beethoven. Phillip of Macedonia taught Alexander the Great. Yogi Bear taught BooBoo. Bill Clinton’s days are numbered. His tawdry, cheesy Reign of Error is slouching toward a dismal and long-awaited end. His capital has ...
     
 
The Ant and The Grasshopper ^
      Posted by makoman
On 10/11/2000 8:52 PM EDT with 4 comments


CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come ...
     
 
Prequel to the Grasshopper Ant story ^
      Posted by Spcl0ne2
On 10/03/2000 4:01 AM EDT with 21 comments


10/2/00 | Tammara Landrum
THE GRASSHOPPER AND THE ANT STORY ( A PREQUEL) Fortyscore and several years ago A colony of outcast English ants crawled into a log and left their home in Plymouth England. Unable to work the navigation equipment correctly, the dumb ants sailed aimlessly for days eventually ending up 500 miles from their destination. Upon arriving to the already inhabited "New World," they placed a flag in the ground and proclaimed it theirs. One day a group of Wapanoag grasshoppers saw that the ants weren't doing so well. Some had died in the bitter cold and others were starving. The ...
     
 
The Ant and the Grasshopper - updated ^
      Posted by dixie sass
On 09/24/2000 9:30 AM EDT with 22 comments


Personal Email ^ | unknown | unknown
THIS IS TOO TRUE TO BE EVEN A LITTLE BIT FUNNY... CLASSIC VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.MODERN VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs ...
     
 
Ant & Grasshopper, yet another version ^
      Posted by neutrino
On 09/17/2000 8:13 PM EDT with 8 comments


Internet
CLASSIC VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come ...
     
 
The Ant and The Grasshopper: Gore/Clinton Style ^
      Posted by Zansman
On 08/24/2000 11:01 AM EDT with 3 comments


Unknown | ? | ?
A little "red-meat" humor for everyone: For years, Aesop's fables have been used to teach such virtues as hard work,personal responsibility, kindness, honesty, etc. In spite of the many positive contributions to society made by the development of these virtues,it is considered politically incorrect to attempt to instill these virtues in children today. To be politically correct, one must be more concerned with such concepts as "self-esteem", "tolerance", and "fairness". Therefore, many of Aesop's fables should be updated. Here is one such fable and a more enlightened version of the story. Subject: The Ant and the Grasshopper The Orignal Unenlightened ...
     
 
The 'New' Ant and Grasshopper ^
      Posted by newsman
On 06/09/2000 7:35 AM EDT with 2 comments


Chattanooga Free Press | 06/09/00 | Editorial
Here's a summary of the "old" version of Aesop's fable about the ant and the grasshopper: "The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies in the cold." We don't know who wrote it but a reader sent us this "modern American version": "Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference ...
     
 
The Grasshopper and the Ant ^
      Posted by Elsie
On 05/30/2000 12:59 AM EDT with 4 comments


e-mail | Memorial Day | Unknown
THE ANT & THE GRASSHOPPER: THE CLASSIC VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. THE MODERN VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs ...
     
 
The Ant, the Grasshopper, and Civil Rights ^
      Posted by Miss Antiwar
On 05/20/2000 9:21 AM EDT with 3 comments


LewRockwell.com ^ | 05/20/00 | Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.
The Ant, the Grasshopper, and Civil Rights by Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr. The Classic Version The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. The Modern Version The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The ...
     
 
The Ant & the Grasshopper (American Version) ^
      Posted by rapture-me
On 03/27/2000 2:37 PM EST


Vanity ^ | 3-27-0 | Vanity
The Ant & Grasshopper Revisited Once upon a time there lived an ant and a grasshopper. Now, all through the summer season the industrious little ant worked from early morning until way past dark storing up supplied for the winter. Come rain or shine or heat wave, the little ant just kept on working and not paying much attention to the grasshoppers, since they would only ridicule him for working so hard that he had little time for entertainment. Most of the time they would only laugh at him and call him a fool, or greedy, or self righteous. When ...
     
 
The Ant And The Grasshopper ^
      Posted by matters
On 03/27/2000 9:38 AM EST with 5 comments


E-mail | 3/27/00
>The Ant And The Grasshopper > >-------------------------------- >REPUBLICAN VERSION >------------------------------ >The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer >long, building his house and laying up supplies for >the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and >laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come >winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper >has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. >--------------------------------------- >DEMOCRAT VERSION >--------------------------------------- >The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer >long, building his house and laying up supplies for >the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool ...
     
 
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER ^
      Posted by eb44
On 03/08/2000 7:43 PM EST with 6 comments


Unknown
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER The Original Version The ant busts his tail in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. The New Liberal Version The ant busts his tail in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a ...
     
 
The Ant And The Grasshopper ^
      Posted by TomServo
On 02/24/2000 5:44 PM EST with 3 comments


Email ^ | 2/24/2000 | Unknown
Old Fable Version: The ant works hard in the heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper, by contrast, has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. Modern American Version: The ant works hard in the heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances ...
     
 
The Ant and the Grasshopper - Year 2000 version ^
      Posted by George Smiley
On 02/24/2000 8:04 AM EST with 4 comments


via e-mail ^ | unknown | unknown
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER ----YEAR 2000---- THE CLASSIC VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. THE MODERN VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool ...
     
 
Aesop's Ants and the Grasshopper: Insights in Campaign 2000 ^
      Posted by newsman
On 01/23/2000 5:36 AM EST with 6 comments


Chattanooga Free Press | 01/23/00 | Editorial
One of the favorites among Aesop's ancient fables dealt with industrious ants and a lazy grasshopper. Remember? The ants worked hard all summer, making preparations for the winter they knew was coming. By contrast, the grasshopper lolled in the sunshine, making no preparations for his future, exemplifying the attitude that "The world owes me a living." Everyone who has heard the story, of course, has gotten the clear message. All have applauded the working ants and looked down on the grasshopper's indolence and irresponsibility. But that was "yesterday." "Today," would the ants win a moral popularity contest -- or ...
     
 
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER: THE MODERN VERSION ^
      Posted by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
On 11/07/1999 9:08 PM EST


E-mail from friend | 7 November 1999
The Ant and the Grasshopper... ORIGINAL VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN AMERICAN VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and ...
     
 
The Ant and the Grasshopper ^
      Posted by Cincinatus
On 10/29/1999 11:24 AM EDT


e-mail | October 29, 1999 | Aesop (rewritten in modern idiom)
ORIGINAL VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN AMERICAN VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. ...
     
 
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER CIRCA 1999 ^
      Posted by SC DOC
On 10/22/1999 9:56 AM EDT with 4 comments


unknown
CLASSIC AMERICAN VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. 1999 AMERICAN VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs and dances and ...
     
 
The Ant and the Grasshopper ^
      Posted by (Unknown)
On 12/31/1969 7:00 PM EST

     
 
Off Topic -THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER in 1999 ^
      Posted by (Unknown)
On 12/31/1969 7:00 PM EST

     
 
The Ant and the Grasshopper. New version ^
      Posted by (Unknown)
On 12/31/1969 7:00 PM EST

     
 
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER in 1999 ^
      Posted by (Unknown)
On 12/31/1969 7:00 PM EST

     
 
THE GRASSHOPPER & THE ANT ^
      Posted by (Unknown)
On 12/31/1969 7:00 PM EST

     
 
The Ant & the Grasshopper: Aesop Updated for the Clinton Era ^
      Posted by (Unknown)
On 12/31/1969 7:00 PM EST

     
 
Clinton Administration's Grasshopper and Ant Story ^
      Posted by (Unknown)
On 12/31/1969 7:00 PM EST

     
 
The Ant and the Grasshopper ^
      Posted by (Unknown)
On 12/31/1969 7:00 PM EST

     
 
Ant & the Grasshopper ^
      Posted by (Unknown)
On 12/31/1969 7:00 PM EST

     
 
Ant and Grasshopper - Revisited ^
      Posted by (Unknown)
On 12/31/1969 7:00 PM EST

     
 
The Grasshopper And The Ant under the Clinton Administration ^
      Posted by (Unknown)
On 12/31/1969 7:00 PM EST

     

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3 posted on 08/10/2003 7:45:22 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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That's it?
4 posted on 08/10/2003 7:52:04 AM PDT by harpu
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LOL! I didn't try the wayback machine!
5 posted on 08/10/2003 8:02:59 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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At least it's been a month since the last posting. Maybe it's finally slowing down.
6 posted on 08/10/2003 8:04:25 AM PDT by T. P. Pole
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Are you trying to say "Duplicate Post"? :=)
7 posted on 08/10/2003 8:06:20 AM PDT by Bob
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Ain't that the truth. Sure sounds like Hitlery's style of governing.

I would sure like to read her college thesis.
8 posted on 08/10/2003 8:43:16 AM PDT by freekitty
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Better ending: The grasshopper tires of the ant's intransigence and eats him.
9 posted on 08/10/2003 9:06:16 AM PDT by Old Professer
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You have just shamed Servo right out of bidniss!
10 posted on 08/10/2003 9:08:51 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (40 miles inland, California becomes Flyover Country!)
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Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
11 posted on 08/10/2003 9:12:47 AM PDT by SaveTheChief
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To: ErnBatavia
You have just shamed Servo right out of bidniss!

Nah. When I first saw it, I thought of hitting the poster with it. Then I just figured someone else would do it for me.

12 posted on 08/10/2003 9:17:28 AM PDT by TomServo ("Cinematography by Zapruder.")
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To: ErnBatavia
Hey, it's a dirty job, but...
13 posted on 08/10/2003 10:54:26 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
You have just frightened generations of Freepers from posting any articles...ever!

j/k

Gum

14 posted on 08/10/2003 11:38:22 AM PDT by ChewedGum ( http://king-of-fools.blogspot.com)
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To: harpu
"Search" ain't hard to use.
15 posted on 08/10/2003 6:54:33 PM PDT by Tigercap
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