Hey, dude, stick with it, I say. There's nothing sweeter than blind loyalty to a politician. Besides, the guy can do no wrong in my book.
Hey, I remember when I was your age. We used to sit around smoking dope and we'd talk about how cool it was gonna be when we took over. But we never dreamed it would be this good. All the drugs we want and it's gonna be free, man. 'Cause the government's gonna pay. Hey, dude, don't bogart that joint, ok?
As I was sayin'. Oh, hey, did I mention about the federally mandated cost of living increases? Man, it's so cool, 'cause we already have all the money. Dude, we already own the real estate, the stocks, the bonds, the capital infrastructure. And we got all them dimwit liberals thinking old people are poor and eatin' dog food. Like, can this get any better? Wake me up, dude, I must be dreaming.
Hey, can I borrow some money, dude? I just found a nice home overlooking the golf course down in Myrtle Beach. Oh, never mind. You already paid for without even knowing it.
Hey, check out that latest reality show on TV. Now that's entertainment.
See #69.