***HILLARY! on LENO-After Action Report****

My unfortunate eyes | 8/4/03 | Diotima

[diotima]

Today the Hollywood Resistance force attending a live taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. His guest this evening was Hillary! Rodham Clinton, ministrix of evil.

Bob and I arrived at NBC at 2pm. Rondog and other operatives had arrived very early in the morning to get tickets. We had about six people inside the taping, various sympathizers and Rondog worked the crowd out doors.

After waiting in line for about an hour with the devil pumping up the crowd, we were escorted inside the studio.

Once her Evilness entered in the studio, and squeezed into her chair, we waited for her to open her mouth and for the lies to start rolling.

Hillary explained that during her book tour, people came up to her and said hers was the first book they'd ever read (NOT A SURPRISE COMING FROM HER LIBERAL BASE,) mentioned that the VRWC was outside her book signings, and proceeded to tell us that she was not supportive of the Recall effort. We boo-ed loudly when she said that, I don't know if they will edit it out. Leno tossed her softballs, although he did seem surprised when Hillary! mentioned hers was the first book ever read by her fans.

Jay Mohr was on the show as well, and was pretty funny.

We retired to the Mexican restaurant across the street for margaritas and discussion.

Thanks so much to our secret NBC insider!

I'll let Rondog describe the fun he had with Hillary! on her way out of the NBC studios.

FReepers present were: jessamine; avoiding sulla; Rondog; Diotima; Bob J; daviddennis (afterwards); jason (I forgot your screen name) and jessamine's friend.

[rwfromkansas]

BTW, perhaps we could change the "nobody comes inside to boo me" defense she used....:)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Vast Right Wing Conspiratorial Network has a nice ring to it!

[mrs tiggywinkle]

tapping toe waiting patiently too...

[austingirl]

She's had to have gained another 40 pounds - all in her ass. Wait, any another ten in her chubby arms - thank God for long sleeves.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Naaaaaaaaaa.......the weight is being carried under the eyes.


Meowwwww

[Taxman]

Well done, Left Coast FReepers!

At some point, when Hitlery! figures out that she cannot escape FReeper scrutiny, she will loose her temper and throw a tantrum, live and in color.

Thass the FReep I want to attend!

Keep the pressure on, fellow FReepers. We must not ever allow that evil woman to win another election.

[Cold Heat]

people came up to her and said hers was the first book they'd ever read

I did not understand the comment at first. It took several minutes before the fact dawned on me the these people had never read a book!

I think I will be sick now....................................

[mseltzer]

Thanks for being there. It was important for the children.

[Palladin]

Ghost dieters, LOL! What a concept.

I want one of those.

[Feiny]

Yeah, that makes sense...freepers don't read....we don't type either.

[Diddle E. Squat]

She's "...trying to build interest in upstate New York..."

Yeah, that'll really go over well upstate.

[Peelod]

I did not have sex with that woman.

[Feiny]

Just let the applause wash over you.....

[Angelwood]

Hillary needs to be sent The Weekly Standard article which describes the book toss contest we had outside Wal-Mart. We bought the book, then we encouraged contestants to toss it as far as they could (it was weighed down with so many lies that it didn't travel far - LOL), and afterwards we gave the slightly damaged book to the winner.

[mrs tiggywinkle]

Would you like a saucer for that milk?

meow.

[Feiny]

I doubt Hillary has even read her book. I bet Bill has not read it either.

[maxplunder]

I'm watching this now and getting very nausated.......

[Bob J]

A friendly face drops by to say hello to Hillary...

Devil-boy dukes it out with Elvis...only in LA!

A Scrappy FReeper is roughed up by NBC security!

[rwfromkansas]

When it came to the recall, I may have heard a tiny bit of booing, but it wasn't much...very very faint and unless you were listening for it, you wouldn't hear it.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Welcome to Free Republic.

DO have fun here. And yes, when it comes to this witch, all the Meows in the world are appropriate.