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Ladies, it's not our fault. It's the fault of that broken chromosone. We don't want to do the terrible things we do. We don't want to tell off-color jokes and make sexist comments and hit on women in bars and think about sex all the time. We hate it, really! It's that damn "y" chromosone. Pity us. We men are actually genetic victims. It's a living hell...

So does that mean we can sue somebody? (/sarcasm)

Three ladies were walking down the street when they found a lamp. So one of the ladies rubs it and a genie pops out. "I will grant each of you one wish, and only one wish." So the ladies were thinking long and hard when the first lady says "I got it! I would like to be extremely smart."{POOF} This lady can read the dictionary like it was nothing, spell any word, and do math within seconds. The other two girls were amazed...so the second lady says "I want to be two times smarter than my friend."{POOF} Now the second lady was two times smarter than the first...she could speak five other languages, found the formula for nuclear fusion, and explain everything about our DNA. Totally blown away, the third lady says that she has it "I want to be two times smarter than both my friends put together."{POOF} She turns into a man. :-)