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To: tomkow6
Here's my hopefully-not-as-feeble-as-tomkow's ateempt at humor: This guy (we'll call him Gerrad) bought a computer, even though he had never even used a typewriter before. After investigating the computer, he decided to call the help line. A friendly voice explained step by step how his new machine worked. All went well until the voice told him to press the space bar. After studying the keyboard, Gerrad said; "I've got the latest model and it doesn't have a space bar." But after further explanation, he managed to find it. A week later, Gerrad again had problems and called the help line. An instructor was then sent to his house for training. But after a few minutes, Gerrad's head was spinning. "You don't need to go any further," he sighed, I don't understand a thing." To cheer him up, the instructor said: "Hey, there are people who understand a lot less than you. Last week we had someone on the phone who didn't even know where the space bar was!"
And before you ask, Burka Man, I DO NOT want to by a burka.
18 posted on 07/30/2003 5:01:55 AM PDT by minor49er
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To: minor49er

Are you sure????

 


24 posted on 07/30/2003 5:10:24 AM PDT by tomkow6 (....................I don't have any BAD habits.....................................................)
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To: minor49er
...someone on the phone who didn't even know where the space bar was!"... LOL!!! Good job with your "not-as-feeble attempt"! Good morning and may you have a fantastic day!
26 posted on 07/30/2003 5:15:08 AM PDT by SouthernHawk
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To: minor49er
And before you ask, Burka Man, I DO NOT want to by a burka.

You are catching on quick!

38 posted on 07/30/2003 5:50:51 AM PDT by beachn4fun (I knew tomkow was a girl. Have you seen him in that red dress, blowing kisses?)
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To: minor49er
Good morning, minor! It's great to see you!! I hope you have a wonderful day!
82 posted on 07/30/2003 7:50:13 AM PDT by MoJo2001
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To: minor49er
LMAO

Good one!Hi Minor, I love your posts. hahaha

Nice to see you.Have a great day.

I have cats and dogs. I would love to see a photo of your kitty.

Wild Thing

123 posted on 07/30/2003 9:08:45 AM PDT by Wild Thing (Support our Troops and the IDF or get out of the way ! The Troops ROCK !)
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