To: tomkow6
Here's my hopefully-not-as-feeble-as-tomkow's ateempt at humor: This guy (we'll call him Gerrad) bought a computer, even though he had never even used a typewriter before. After investigating the computer, he decided to call the help line. A friendly voice explained step by step how his new machine worked. All went well until the voice told him to press the space bar. After studying the keyboard, Gerrad said; "I've got the latest model and it doesn't have a space bar." But after further explanation, he managed to find it. A week later, Gerrad again had problems and called the help line. An instructor was then sent to his house for training. But after a few minutes, Gerrad's head was spinning. "You don't need to go any further," he sighed, I don't understand a thing." To cheer him up, the instructor said: "Hey, there are people who understand a lot less than you. Last week we had someone on the phone who didn't even know where the space bar was!"
And before you ask, Burka Man, I DO NOT want to by a burka.
To: minor49er
24 posted on
07/30/2003 5:10:24 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(....................I don't have any BAD habits.....................................................)
To: minor49er
...someone on the phone who didn't even know where the space bar was!"... LOL!!! Good job with your "not-as-feeble attempt"! Good morning and may you have a fantastic day!
To: minor49er
And before you ask, Burka Man, I DO NOT want to by a burka.You are catching on quick!
38 posted on
07/30/2003 5:50:51 AM PDT by
beachn4fun
(I knew tomkow was a girl. Have you seen him in that red dress, blowing kisses?)
To: minor49er
Good morning, minor! It's great to see you!! I hope you have a wonderful day!
82 posted on
07/30/2003 7:50:13 AM PDT by
MoJo2001
To: minor49er
LMAO
Good one!Hi Minor, I love your posts. hahaha
Nice to see you.Have a great day.
I have cats and dogs. I would love to see a photo of your kitty.
Wild Thing
123 posted on
07/30/2003 9:08:45 AM PDT by
Wild Thing
(Support our Troops and the IDF or get out of the way ! The Troops ROCK !)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson