[Bluntpoint]

I live in such a small town we have only one stop light and that is one of those flashing ones.

He would do well here but for his appearance. Our town sheriff (part time) has a habit of rounding people up that look like Depp and transporting them to the local charitable halfway house.

[LadyDoc]

I live in such a small town we have only one stop light and that is one of those flashing ones.

gee. I live in a big city next to your town. we have a full fledged light that turns red yellow and green..one whole traffic light...

Of course, Depp might not like our town... we have a huge US flag (battleship sized) in our park-- you can see it a mile away. The town paid for it after 911...then we had a local windstorm that ripped the flag, so we held a fundraiser and bought another identical flag to replace it...