Ten Reasons Why a Handgun Is Better Than a Woman [Humor, I think :)]

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[NativeNewYorker]

Ten Reasons Why a Handgun Is Better Than a Woman

In reverse order, they are:

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're

on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably

let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND.....THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN....

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[Cheapskate]

ping

[sauropod]

How come you didn't post this? ;-)

[MaryFromMichigan]

LOL!!
My hubby will love this!

[stanz]

Ah, but can a handgun wash your underwear?

[Lazamataz]

Urban Legend.

[JoeSixPack1]

no, but it can sure make you stain 'em!

[StriperSniper]

Ah, but can a handgun wash your underwear?

Ah, but properly armed, you wouldn't soil them in the first place. ;-)

[Shooter 2.5]

In keeping with the Fairness Doctrine of Free Republic...

TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN:

10. You can buy a silencer for a handgun
9. A handgun can be kept under the bed freeing up valuable closet space.
8. You can trade a 44 in for a pair of 22‘s.
7. Handguns are never gas operated.
6. You can tune and rebuild a handgun to your liking.
5. A handgun reloads FAST.
4. Handguns are always there when you need them.
3. A handgun can always be changed to a bigger caliber.
2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN:


1. A handgun can have its barrel length easily and permanently altered.

[sauropod]

So tell me. Does the handgun match the holster?

[Shooter 2.5]

I always liked a holster that fit the handgun. I never cared for the "one size fits all" category.

[sauropod]

As long as its embroidered...

[Atlas Sneezed]

Bang

[smokeyb]

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS JUST LIKE A MAN:

They just can't seem to be able to develop that SMART GUN!

[tlb]

a handgun is better then a man because :

with a handgun you can be sure you have at least a six shooter

[Shooter 2.5]

I thought this one was funny:

When the box says 6 inches, it really is 6 inches.

[Howlin]

Love your title.

[LibertyThug]

I prefer this list, thanks for the laughs!

[MaryFromMichigan]

Good morning my FRiend!
Thought you might enjoy a little chuckle this a.m.!

[Rennes Templar]

Funny list! I'm going to send it to a friend who does a local conservative talk radio show this afternoon...we'll see if it gets on air!