A Message From A Freeper

To: Victoria Delsoul

I'm recovering from ankle surgery on Wednesday, so I'm immobilized. My neighbors keep coming by with liquers and ever changing fruity flavored Margies to soothe my agony. You should see these sods if you think I'm bad! One of the guys knocked on my front door and lit a brick of firecrackers and threw them on my front step. They all blew up before I opened the door. The guy is like a Hamas trainee who doesn't live out his probation. No paper mess whatsoever in the doorstep area.

It would have been a fine "how do ya do" if the timing was right. He overestimated my enthusiasm to open the door for some vagrant attorney hooligan working a caper.

That could never beat the time one summer in high school when a carful of my buddies happened to pull up next to my Dad's car at a stop light. They motioned for me to roll down the windows and they threw a string of lit firecrackers into the lap of a pal sitting in the front passenger seat. He looked like he was in 3X speed twisting and turning from the pops. That'll get your attention and make your eardrums bleed. We were angry, shellshocked and laughing simultaneously. That was a fun vaccuum job as well.

61 posted on 07/04/2003 8:56:22 PM PDT by ArneFufkin

LOL, looks like you have sweet, and caring neighbors.

Hope you get well soon, Arne.

Nighty night. Sweet dreams.

62 posted on 07/04/2003 9:08:30 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul

very informative! tnx!

63 posted on 07/04/2003 9:31:25 PM PDT by aSkeptic (I am a computer chair critic, so please don't get too excited.)

Thanks for the ping:BUMP

64 posted on 07/04/2003 9:47:24 PM PDT by hoosiermama (Prayers for all)

Good morning
Thanks for the ping

65 posted on 07/05/2003 3:53:50 AM PDT by firewalk

Thanks for takng the time to make a rebuttal to a fairly erenous piece.

66 posted on 07/05/2003 8:08:41 AM PDT by bert (Don't Panic!)

Thanks for posting this, MHGinTN. It's been a while since I've seen it! After reading through the commentary, I can see that this (anonymous) text is just as controversial as it was the last time it was posted here.

Happy (belated!) Independence Day!!! (Was out yesterday playing with fireworks and bonfires on a Cape Cod beach, so am only now seeing your ping).

67 posted on 07/05/2003 8:52:27 AM PDT by betty boop (We can have either human dignity or unfettered liberty, but not both. -- Dean Clancy)

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