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LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!!
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Posted on 06/06/2003 7:55:04 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1

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To: Carry_Okie; forester; sasquatch; B4Ranch; SierraWasp; hedgetrimmer; christie; comwatch; ...
Pinging the short list+ just for humors sake. There is no getting off this list.
21 posted on 06/06/2003 8:12:29 PM PDT by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Whenever I hear a woman say "Its easier to maintain" or "I don't need it long any more" I hear, "I don't care about sex with him." She is sadly forgetting that he may want to have a sex life with her. Then they complain when he looks at a woman who care about looking feminine. (told my wife a couple of musts, one was hair must be not short. Any color, have fun, but NOT short)

For those who are upset, of course there are varients. But don't you see the common thread in all of these, its WOMEN have to communicate CLEARLY. No games.
22 posted on 06/06/2003 8:15:37 PM PDT by longtermmemmory
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To: farmfriend
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

OMG!!!!!! The frozen moments of bliss!! How we cherish them!! ;-)

23 posted on 06/06/2003 8:15:58 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA - Bring 'em home, or send us back! Semper Fi)
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To: JoeSixPack1
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.

LOL! I've always wondered why women can squeeze out a baby and are supposed to be allowed to fight on the front lines, but cannot lower a toilet seat.

24 posted on 06/06/2003 8:16:17 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: JoeSixPack1
It's all so simple. Why do we have to write it down?
25 posted on 06/06/2003 8:17:24 PM PDT by BigBobber
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To: netmilsmom
Here's something you'll get a laugh out of.
26 posted on 06/06/2003 8:17:27 PM PDT by JonathansMommie (God Bless Our Troops)
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To: Paul Atreides
Yes...I've often wondered why that is too (that men are required to put t-seat down, but women don't have to put it up....and I'm a woman! I am lucky to have a husband whose Mom taught him to put the seat down, though!
27 posted on 06/06/2003 8:19:11 PM PDT by goodnesswins (FR - the truth, and nothing but the truth.........getting to the bottom of journalistic bias.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Why do they do that????????????

Can't say for anyone except myself, but three children in a four year period of time sort of puts things in perspective.

There came a day when I realized that my long, flowing wavy hair became easier and quicker to throw into a ponytail after showering when it was about eight inches shorter; and of course, without those extra inches it became less of a fun object onto which a baby could latch.

And earrings...Long hair and earrings had to go with the babies.
28 posted on 06/06/2003 8:20:49 PM PDT by Sweet_Sunflower29 (*sigh*)
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To: ConservativeMan55
EXCELLENT LIST! I completely agree about the hair thing. So many women who have nice beautiful long hair get it cut!!! Why do they do that????????????

It's not so much them cutting their hair as it is that they choose an ugly short hair cut. I was in a college class a few months ago and there was a gorgeous blond who had beautiful long hair. She got a short hair cut and, while she was still gorgeous, the cut was not complimentary.

29 posted on 06/06/2003 8:21:18 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Lorianne
Workboots = riding boots.
Dress shoes = riding boots
With blue jeans = riding boots
With knit trousers = riding boots
Pin stripe suit = Polished riding boots
Shorts = barefoot
Around the house = ripped t-shirt & socks & beer & underware

Just call me Mr. Aristocratic :-)
30 posted on 06/06/2003 8:23:07 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA - Bring 'em home, or send us back! Semper Fi)
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To: goodnesswins
He only says he likes it best that way to avoid an argument. That's all. When was the last time he pushed you out the door to get it cut?
31 posted on 06/06/2003 8:26:38 PM PDT by HighWheeler
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To: Lorianne
I don't really mind the shoes,just don't understand the logic when she's barefoot most of the time-at least at home.
32 posted on 06/06/2003 8:26:48 PM PDT by John W
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To: longtermmemmory
When I wake up in the middle of the night tied up in knots and spend a few scary, serious minutes trying to untangle myself, it's time for at least a foot to come off.

It doesn't mean I'm not interested in my hubby, it means that I need to LIGHTEN THE LOAD! ;-)

BTW, my hubby is the one who cuts my hair. Considering he's named after an animal, shaves his own head with a beard trimmer and starts snipping my hair after a few beers, he actually does a nice job. LOL

33 posted on 06/06/2003 8:27:31 PM PDT by Marie (If poor spelling is an indicator of a brilliant mind, then I'm a total genious.)
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To: Lorianne
Imelda, is that you?
34 posted on 06/06/2003 8:28:06 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine
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To: Paul Atreides
I've always wondered why women can squeeze out a baby and are supposed to be allowed to fight on the front lines, but cannot lower a toilet seat.

Living in a house with three "men", I always figured if I couldn't determine the status of the seat before I sat down, I deserved what I got.

35 posted on 06/06/2003 8:28:25 PM PDT by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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To: Chi-Town Steve
(((ping))) (((sigh)))
36 posted on 06/06/2003 8:29:11 PM PDT by Anomaly in Illinois ((never forget !))
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To: ConservativeMan55
I have long blonde hair and cut it once to donate it to one of our pediatric patients with cancer. My husband whined about it for 18 months. Now it is long enough for him to be happy again. It was for a great cause. Now, how selfish is that?
37 posted on 06/06/2003 8:29:15 PM PDT by Cate
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To: HighWheeler
SORRY GUYS...he does ALMOST push me out the door to get it cut.....I've been growing it for LOCKS FOR LOVE (charity) for the past year....(My hair grows an inch a month and I have LOTS of it).....and he keeps asking me....WHEN did you say you were going to get it cut?....believe me, after 20 years, I KNOW what my husband LIKES.....my hair SHORT! Like I said....you can't GENERALIZE about MEN any more than you can about women.
38 posted on 06/06/2003 8:29:48 PM PDT by goodnesswins (FR - the truth, and nothing but the truth.........getting to the bottom of journalistic bias.)
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To: Cate
At least he noticed.....and cared.
39 posted on 06/06/2003 8:30:51 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: JoeSixPack1
"Learn how to work the toilet seat"....hey guys, we already know but what you don't realize is that a bathroom trip during the middle of the night is done in the dark (for your comfort)!! I challenge any man to take a bathroom trip during the middle of the night with no lights and sit on the seat...I guarantee you that you too would complain.

"We don't remember dates".....You guys wan't us to remember that the seat is possibly in the up right position during the middle of the night but you can't remember our birthday? Sorry fella's....it has to work both ways or it won't work at all.

"Men usually look at pretty girls"....fine with me! Just don't start getting suspicious when we go out with our female friends and complain that we are trying to look too good for an outing with just girls.

"So, you want to scratch yourself huh"....OK, but don't be surprised that we turn you down for a roll in the hay after witnessing one of your scratching sessions.

"You don't like it when we ask you if we are fat"....We don't like it when we have to fake it and then tell you how wonderful it was! Your male ego's are fragile....so deal with it!!

"Change our own oil".....Right, as soon as the kids have been fed.....as soon as the kids are asleep.....as soon as the dishes are done.....as soon as the laundry is done.....as soon as we empty the garbage....as soon as we are done faking it....so on and so on.

"You guys don't like to go shopping"....Hey, this woman NEVER likes to shop with the hubby. I'd rather shop alone and leave you home to watch the game.
40 posted on 06/06/2003 8:32:16 PM PDT by Arpege92
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