[pabianice]

The “Small Class” Submarine from Rosoboronexport may meet all of your terrorist needs. See dealer for details!

[Redwood71]

Just pull the plug and ground them. Either that or "sick" the duck on them.

[Eala]

40mm torpedoes

40mm?? Seems rather small...

[BrooklynGOP]

MILF ping.

[uglybiker]

70-ton, 60-foot Yugo-class North Korean submarine was spotted some 12 miles off Sokcho ...

Oh, the photoshop crowd oughtta have real fun with this one!

[boris]

How about this?

The Phoenix 1000 is a 65-meter (213') personal luxury submarine. The initial design was originally executed for a client and now awaits a buyer. As proposed, the submarine would constitute the single largest private undersea vehicle ever built, and arguably, one of the most significant personal transportation devices of the century.