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The Constitution of the United States (Maureen Dowd, guest editor)
iowahawk ^
| 6/6/03
| iowahawk
Posted on 06/06/2003 11:30:05 AM PDT by IowaHawk
Preamble We... Order ... perfect ... Welfare
Article I All.. taxes shall be ... passed
Article II President ... shall be ... executed
Article III Aid... treason
Article IV The Citizens of each State ... shall be ... in ... Labour ... Party
Article V Die Catherine Zeta Jones, DIE
Article VI All Debts... shall be... valid
Article VII GO WASHINGTON
Amendments
1. make... religion... of the press... people
2. Arms, shall not be
3. Peace
4. The right ... shall... be violated
5. No person ... shall be... deprived of... compensation
6. the accused shall enjoy
7. Suits! Twenty Dollars!
8. [Zeta-Jones is]... cruel and unusual
9. disparage... people
10. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE, MICHAEL F***ING DOUGLAS, DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP ON ME
11. The United States... shall... be... prosecuted... by... any Foreign State.
12. The Electors... transmit... death... to the... President
13. [Take me back Michael I will be your] slave
14. being twenty-one years of age... is... a crime
15. Vote... on account of race
16. Income Taxes! Income Taxes! Income Taxes!
17. Laugh now, Catherine Zeta-B*tch, you'll be old and barren someday too
18. mmmmm.... intoxicating liquors
19. citizens of the United States... shall not be denied... sex MICHAEL GODDAMN DOUGLAS
20. The terms of the President and Vice President shall end
21. mmmmm.... intoxicating liquors
22. prevent any person who may be holding the office of President, or acting as President
23. I swear officer, I wasn't stalking him, I am a member of the press
24. President...failure
25. President...death
26. [that homewrecking bimbo can't be] 18 years of age or older
27. DID CATHERINE ENJOY HER BOILED BUNNY MICHAEL? TAKE ME BACK, WE BELONG TOGETHER
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; iowahawk
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posted on
06/06/2003 11:30:05 AM PDT
by
IowaHawk
To: IowaHawk
LOL
To: IowaHawk
IowaHawk! My hero! Where you *been*, for Lord's sake??
I got tears in my ears from lying on my back in my bed while I cry over missing you!
3
posted on
06/06/2003 1:20:24 PM PDT
by
Librarina
To: IowaHawk
It's an instant classic!
4
posted on
06/06/2003 1:35:48 PM PDT
by
Cable225
To: IowaHawk
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP
5
posted on
06/06/2003 1:41:20 PM PDT
by
sinclair
To: IowaHawk
LOL! You sure the Clinton's didin't help her write this?
6
posted on
06/06/2003 4:48:42 PM PDT
by
SAMWolf
(Do ghost trains stop at manife-stations?)
To: SAMWolf
Hilarious! BUMP!
7
posted on
06/06/2003 4:57:37 PM PDT
by
bootless
(Never Forget)
To: IowaHawk
Another bunch of junk from the Rat Moronic Dunce.
8
posted on
06/06/2003 5:02:48 PM PDT
by
johnfl61
To: IowaHawk
LOL Very good!
9
posted on
06/06/2003 5:03:35 PM PDT
by
#3Fan
To: IowaHawk
superb...
To: johnfl61
Another bunch of junk from the Rat Moronic Dunce.I get the feeling that you guys don't like each other.
11
posted on
06/06/2003 5:13:39 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: IowaHawk; aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; Poohbah; hellinahandcart; Pokey78; Larry Lucido; ...
Outstanding, IowaHawk, just outstanding.
12
posted on
06/06/2003 5:28:44 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: dighton
Thanks for the bump. This guy does good work.
To: IowaHawk
Dude, once again you prove that you're the master.
14
posted on
06/06/2003 5:52:41 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
(Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
To: IowaHawk
Excellent!
15
posted on
06/06/2003 6:53:04 PM PDT
by
aculeus
To: IowaHawk; dighton
Not her best work. Maybe she had Zeta-Jones on her mind or something.
To: Miss Marple; All
Bump for the morning crew.
17
posted on
06/07/2003 7:57:37 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: IowaHawk
that's some funny stuff.
To: IowaHawk
To: IowaHawk; sauropod
"Weeping helplessly into my coffee" bump...
20
posted on
06/07/2003 8:59:50 AM PDT
by
hellinahandcart
(Stop Unnecessary Excerpting! Just stop it, stop it, STOP IT!!)
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