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To: Lurking Libertarian
How quaint. I can't believe the time some people have on their hands! Did they have attendants, too?
To: Lurking Libertarian
What next? Same sex marriages?
3 posted on
06/04/2003 9:59:39 AM PDT by
caisson71
To: Lurking Libertarian
Dogs marry in ConnecticutTell me something I don't know.
My apologies to the formerly sighted. ;-)
5 posted on
06/04/2003 10:02:21 AM PDT by
StriperSniper
(Frogs are for gigging)
To: Lurking Libertarian
Someone emailed me the following yesterday! LOL!
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.. I love long walks in the
woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,
cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll
be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what
nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for
Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week old black Labrador.
Men are so easy.
7 posted on
06/04/2003 10:04:14 AM PDT by
Snowy
(My golden retriever can lick your honor student)
To: *DOG!
To: Lurking Libertarian
They first met at the fire hydrant on Maple Street and before you knew it, they were making flippy-floppy in the woods behind Mr. Daniel's yard on Elm Street. Third-rate romance, low-rent rendevous. Tyson Beckford Spag will no longer be trying to hump his owner's leg. Honeymoon is tentatively planned at Foxwoods Casino - contingent upon the lease laws there, of course. Hope the workers at the reception hall brought plenty of pooper-scoopers to work with them, they are going to need them.
Have a HOWLING good time, doggies.
15 posted on
06/04/2003 10:17:25 AM PDT by
SamAdams76
(Back in boot camp! 260 (-30))
To: Lurking Libertarian
17 posted on
06/04/2003 10:19:05 AM PDT by
Pro-Bush
To: Lurking Libertarian
21 posted on
06/04/2003 10:24:34 AM PDT by
metalboy
(Liberals, what a dictator needs most.)
To: Lurking Libertarian
Chelsea and the kid elope?
22 posted on
06/04/2003 10:29:07 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.)
To: Lurking Libertarian
Talk about marrying a real b*tch!
To: Lurking Libertarian
It won't last. I'll give it 7 years.
(of course thats 49 years in dog years)
25 posted on
06/04/2003 10:34:58 AM PDT by
kidd
To: Lurking Libertarian
Hey I'm a single, straight, hetro, male 4 year old STUD, looking for a lasting relationship with the right b*tch...
26 posted on
06/04/2003 10:38:40 AM PDT by
Cockroach
(It doesn't matter who wins the rat race; in the end you're still a rat.)
To: Lurking Libertarian
Two dogs - Tatiana Anjelica and Tyson Beckford Spak - exchanged vows and slobbery kisses Sunday on the Derby Green. The bride even wore a little garter, slipped over her paw.I wonder how long before "hubby" finds himself in the "dog house".
27 posted on
06/04/2003 10:41:11 AM PDT by
EGPWS
To: Lurking Libertarian
I like to swim naked...
28 posted on
06/04/2003 10:48:29 AM PDT by
Snowy
(My golden retriever can lick your honor student)
To: Lurking Libertarian
I can just see a new legal field in the area of canine divorce.
"Rusty, I'm moving in with Mother and I'm taking the pups".
31 posted on
06/04/2003 10:59:48 AM PDT by
oyez
(Is this a great country or what?)
To: Lurking Libertarian
We are waiting for Rex and Prince to form a matrimonial bond
of everlasting love. With a Canadian Bishop officiating.
33 posted on
06/04/2003 1:43:48 PM PDT by
ijcr
To: HairOfTheDog
Ping! I always thought one of the main advantages of not being human is not having to go through a degrading experience like this...
34 posted on
06/04/2003 2:46:31 PM PDT by
Argh
To: Lurking Libertarian
Hmmm. Guess we WILL have to start calling pets "companions."
37 posted on
06/04/2003 2:58:15 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(There be no shelter here; the front line is everywhere!)
To: Lurking Libertarian; mhking
Dang! Hold muh dog chow...
38 posted on
06/04/2003 2:59:07 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(There be no shelter here; the front line is everywhere!)
To: Lurking Libertarian
Hey baby, wassup? You lookin' sizzlin' today!
39 posted on
06/04/2003 2:59:38 PM PDT by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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