[ClearCase_guy]

I wonder what Mr. Lipson will say when a rash of predators strike in his council

Easy! "These attacks are caused by our intolerant society. We need to establish re-education camps where young heterosexuals can live in close proximity with homosexual men. In this way, the young heterosexuals will learn the errors of their ways and will not grow up to be closeted homosexuals who are uncomfortable with their own sexuality."

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

Only thing you left out was either "Seig Heil" or "Comrade", depending on your political orientation. But you are right with the council - they are and will be totally clueless.