Posted on 05/22/2003 8:56:01 PM PDT by Trident/Delta
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.
"Billy" he said
"And what is your question, Billy?" she asked.
"I have three questions.
First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
And third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" he asked
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve" he says shyly.
"And what is your question, Steve?" she asks
"I have five questions.
First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?
And fifth - what happened to Billy?"
Semper Giggle
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water.
She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Hillary says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special senator's airplane."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Hillary says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!!!"
One of those rent-by-the-hour thingys?
Universal statement = logical fallacy
They are from Arkansas just like me. If I know Arkansans, they looked at the White House like a really expensive hotel room. If it isn't nailed down, take that sucker. I am disappointed that the place still had light bulbs.
Is that not your opening salvo, young lady? Is it not you who through innuendo says that the typical Arkansan is a cheap petty thief?
You will not last long in these precincts, wiseguy.
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