[yonif]

Clicking on their names takes you to their website, or shows you their email address.

[Timesink]

Party X!

[Lunatic Fringe]

"Why vote? It's always two white guys you can't tell apart."

-Average Uninformed American Voter

[Slings and Arrows]

I only pray that Heather Anne Harder will run again, even at the risk of splitting the one-issue UFO voters.

[afuturegovernor]

I think I know some wet blanket Freepers who voted a few of these candidates in 2000.

[Grando Calrissian]

Where's the entry for Pat Buchanan?

[Consort]

Mohammad "Baghdad Bob" Al Sahhaf (Iraq)

As an accomplished public relations expert with extensive government experience as Information Minister, Bob is uniquely qualified to lead any nation and bring peace to the Middle East. He speaks fluent Arabic and is an authority on military strategy, having singlehandedly defeated the Coalition Forces in the recent Iraq War. Bob prefers "Bunker" living over lavish palaces and presents a striking pose in uniform.

[My2Cents]

Winners all.

[yonif]

Check out the site of that Fascist guy. Here are some of his pictures

Site:

http://www.ufu.gq.nu/

Check out the Discussion Board.

These guys are crazy people.

[ricpic]

Henry Calitri: "I am looking forward to creating a large research office in discovering immortality for a human being to live till the age of 925 years...At this time, I believe that I must become the President of the United States of America, or something similar, to be able to effectively do this."


This man is a genius.

[BillyBoy]

>> John Galt Jr. (Pennsylvania) A writer, this candidate explains that he assumed the identity "John Galt Jr." several years ago after being deeply influenced by the John Galt character in Ayn Rand's classic libertarian novel Atlas Shrugged. Galt is waging a write-in campaign for President in 2004, just as he did in 2000. As for views, he supports drug legalization, "direct democracy, that is to say [having] the people voting on what should and shouldn't be laws." Galt advocates environmentalist views, supports drug legalization... Galt's 2000 VP runningmate was Kay Lee, a drug legalization activist from Florida. <<

Why is this guy running as a write-in Independant? He should go the LP. They'll practically beat down the door to nominate him. ;-)

[Billthedrill]

My dreams consist of forming a unit composed of a modern couple who will assimilate information on the magic techniques of penis enlargement through articles in popular magazines and medical journals ... At this time, I believe that I must become the President of the United States of America, or something similar, to be able to effectively do this. I want human beings to survive, most certainly on earth, as a beautiful organism, in sync with all aliens also living in this zone of space, occuring in the dimension [of] Hell."

Al, for Pete's sake, you had your chance last election...

[headsonpikes]

By my estimate, four of them are regular posters here.

;^)

'Whee! The People! bump.

[jmc813]

Bellis says he is a "strict constructionist conservative." He wants to outlaw all abortions, end federal involvement in public education, transfer most crime-fighting powers to the states, withdraw the US from the United Nations and the World Bank, cancel the NAFTA and GATT treaties, tighten immigration restrictions, repeal the 16th amendment (and abolish the IRS), and block "the socialization of American medicine."

This guy sounds good.

[Slings and Arrows]

So where's this Al Sharpton guy I've been hearing so much about?

[dighton]

Meanwhile, across the pond ....

[Fraulein]

No doubt that some of those so-called 'candidates' are schizophrenics.

[CounterCounterCulture]

So many great choices, I can't just choose one!

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Ahh, if we Americans could only have candidates like Screaming Lord Sutch of the Monster Looney Party....