[SunStar]

``The town's name conjures up visions of unhealthy patties of ground-up dead cows,'' said Joe Haptas, spokesman of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA, in a letter faxed Monday to Hamburg Supervisor Patrick Hoak.

What a fool.

I suppose Hamburg, Germany should change it's name too? What about Frankfurt?

After all, that conjures up images of hot dogs...

And what about Philadelphia? "Veggiedelphia" would stop the conjuring of images of cheese steaks!

And, I'm sure the good Muslims in Turkey wouldn't mind changing their country's name to "Tofurkey". Much better! I'll be damned if I have to think of Thanksgiving dinner everytime I think of the Turks!

Shall I continue? Or has my point been made?

[dancusa]

Don't forget when you cook your burger your pan fills with Greece.