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It's Toilet Time!
Reuters | 2003-04-01 | Reuters

Posted on 04/01/2003 7:08:09 AM PST by jerod

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German artist who turns dried cow manure into wall clocks and small sculptures wants to expand his repertory to include cow dung wrist watches.

"Artists are always looking for new materials and I was struck by the similarities in the consistency of the manure to my paints," said Bernd Eilts, 43. "I used sheep droppings at first but they were too small so I switched to cow dung."

Eilts said the idea came to him as he walked through a mound-filled field 10 years ago. He lets the cowpats dry out over a few weeks before sculpting, painting or lacquering them.

He said animals fed on fresh grass produced the best pats, but other foods made for interesting varieties. "Cows fed on carrots and turnips produce a reddish dung, which looks quite different from the normal material."

His trademark clocks cost 150 euros ($140), and he said wrist watches and even alarm clocks may soon appear.

Eilts made his first splash in the Dutch town of Groningen in 2000 with an exhibit entitled "Bullshit."


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Flush!!!
1 posted on 04/01/2003 7:08:09 AM PST by jerod
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To: jerod
I don't know much about art, but I know crap when I see it.
2 posted on 04/01/2003 7:09:28 AM PST by merrin (As falls that ass Saddam, so falls that damn Assad.)
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To: jerod
"what time is it?"

"Just a sec, let me check my s***!"

3 posted on 04/01/2003 7:11:14 AM PST by Cold Heat (Negotiate!! .............(((Blam!.)))........... "Now who else wants to negotiate?")
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To: jerod
Eilts made his first splash in the Dutch town of Groningen in 2000 with an exhibit entitled "Bullshit."

that's great. he told the fools what his creation was and they still bought it. more power to him.

4 posted on 04/01/2003 7:12:54 AM PST by putupon (The Frog Pond needs soap.)
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To: jerod
hubby always says: Going to make a french man" as he grabs his paper and heads for the lou.
5 posted on 04/01/2003 7:16:50 AM PST by Diva Betsy Ross ((were it not for the brave, there would be no land of the free -))
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To: jerod
Why am I not surprised this "artist" is from Germany?
6 posted on 04/01/2003 7:18:59 AM PST by nmh
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To: jerod
Something about this stinks.
7 posted on 04/01/2003 7:38:06 AM PST by TexRef
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To: jerod
I was struck by the similarities in the consistency of the manure to my paints

He meant to say, "I was struck by the similarities of the manure and my work."

8 posted on 04/01/2003 8:58:58 AM PST by Schnucki
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