[JohnathanRGalt]

Is this saying that DUI, Prostitution, gambling, or using a gun illegally, or recording a concert are terrorist acts punishable by 25 years in prison without parole?
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Yep,

(89) Prostitution, as defined in ORS 167.007.
(90) Promoting prostitution, as defined in ORS 167.012.
(91) Compelling prostitution, as defined in ORS 167.017.
(92) Exhibiting an obscene performance to a minor, as defined in ORS 167.075.
(93) Unlawful gambling in the second degree, as defined in ORS 167.122.
(94) Unlawful gambling in the first degree, as defined in ORS 167.127.
(95) Possession of gambling records in the second degree, as defined in ORS 167.132.
(96) Possession of gambling records in the first degree, as defined in ORS 167.137.
(97) Possession of a gambling device, as defined in ORS 167.147.

[Billy_bob_bob]

I have read and re-read this bill, and each time I experience the same kind of queasy disassociation that I experienced the first time I saw "Glen or Glenda". I keep thinking "this is wrong, nobody could have really made this. This is a fever dream, this cannot be reality." Little did I know about the awesome power of Ed Wood, and his patented "confuse-o-rama" technique of storytelling.

This guy, this State Senator John Minnis (R-Fairview), is the Ed Wood of lawmakers! With no real concept of anything that has to do with the basic fundamentals, he crafts legislation that stuns opponents into submission. They are left standing in a daze, unable to comprehend the sheer hideousness of his proposed legislation, dazzled by the overwhelming hubris combined with ineptitude that is the hallmark of the truly incapable.

This bill is to proposed laws what "Glen or Glenda" is to cinema, only far less amusing.

[gitmo]

I was hoping it was my inability to read legal.

Sigh.