Officials Believe Saddam Is in Control of Military

Fox News.Com ^ | 3/27/03 | Various/Carl Cameron

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

WASHINGTON-U.S. government officials have all but concluded that Saddam Hussein is in control of his military and issuing orders as he moves in and around Baghdad through a series of underground catacombs that lead from one bunker to the next.

[wastoute]

Somehow it is fitting that a rat be forced to move aroundin tunnels.

[princess leah]

Can you say MOAB to Bagdad!

[Hammerhead]

We need to find one of the openings and insert the Tunnel Rats with Vietnam War Veteran advisors standing by.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Saddam Heading for Syria?

[Calpernia]

Does this mean Moscow sent in the surgeon?

[MizSterious]

I keep remembering Registered's parody of "Weekend at Bernie's" (btw, shown on a cable channel last night), which he called "Weekend at Baghdad."

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Mind games and psychological warfare

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Analysis: Who are the Fedayeen Saddam?

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

[Calpernia]

Oh agreed! That half eaten sandwich shown on Iraqi TV was the sure sign. I believe SH is either dying or dead. Just like OBL. Our Intel will not confirm that out loud until this is all over. They need to keep the First Ranked guessing. It helps them follow leads for money/information requests.

I was really actually wondering if Moscow did try to send in a doctor or something.

[Calpernia]

Oh now that was priceless!

[Revolting cat!]

He's not dead, Jim!

[The Great Satan]

This will come as a blow to anyone who really believed the CIA uses "earprint analysis." What a crock!

[Quix]

DESTROY THE JOINING TUNNELS.

DESTROY AIR VENTS

And, yeah, 'accidentally' drop a few of their own chemical weapons down the air shafts.

At least remove travel options and communications options relative to the bunkers even if it means emptying a hospital.

[dirtboy]

And, yeah, 'accidentally' drop a few of their own chemical weapons down the air shafts.

I've got a better idea - give them the Brazil treatment - re-route a few sewer mains into the air intakes and let it rip until they start overflowing...

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

He's A-L-I-V-E!!! Will The REAL Saddam Hussein, Please Stand-up!

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

[Cedric]

There is overwhelming circumstantial evidence that Saddam is dead! It is strange to see so many people grasp at nonsensical conclusions to the contrary, rather than accept the obvious- he's deader than Kelsey's nutmeg!

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]