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Grandma tells Barbra Streisand wanna-be "I'll stick this umbrella up your --- and open it!"
Posted on 03/27/2003 11:48:43 AM PST by PortugeeJoe
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To: PortugeeJoe
ROFLMAO I would like to nominate "Grandma" for some sort of hero of the republic award. There's nothing quite so effective as humilation of an enemy.
To: PortugeeJoe
"Honey, my first husband died in France during World War II so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth your country. And if you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."
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posted on
03/27/2003 1:28:46 PM PST
by
kcvl
To: PortugeeJoe
She must have just watched The Last Boy Scout, because that's what Bruce Willis' character says to Damon Wayans when Wayans asked about how old his daughter was.
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posted on
03/27/2003 1:33:43 PM PST
by
ServesURight
(FReecerely Yours,)
To: wingster
GO GRANNY GO GRANNY GO GRANNY GO..." - Classic!
To: PortugeeJoe
I just sent your story to everyone in my address book - I loved it!! Great post!
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posted on
03/27/2003 3:30:30 PM PST
by
rocky88
To: PortugeeJoe
That's a GREAT story! Thanks for posting it. Granny's my kind of gal...God Bless her!
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posted on
03/27/2003 5:36:27 PM PST
by
pgkdan
To: PortugeeJoe
Sound like my grandma and she would have done it.Bravo grandma.
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posted on
03/27/2003 5:51:44 PM PST
by
solo gringo
(Always Ranting Always Rite)
To: PortugeeJoe
Thanks! You just gave me the biggest smile, and the best laugh of the day! LOL...
To: PortugeeJoe
FLIPPIN' HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
03/27/2003 6:20:13 PM PST
by
Gunder
To: PortugeeJoe
Wonderful! I just imagine this girl putting her hand on someone she doesn't even know to make that arrogant, condescending, self-righteous remark... and I get positively lightheaded with rage.
To: Sloth
Sloth,
Where that protestor's head was evidently stuck, there is no danger of shock.
Those suffering a recti-cranial inversion are not at significant risk of neurological trauma. Respiratory challenge, however, is another issue.
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posted on
03/27/2003 7:52:50 PM PST
by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon liberty, it is essential to examine principles - -)
To: PortugeeJoe
I love the story. (But I'll bet it's an urban legend.)
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posted on
03/27/2003 8:40:00 PM PST
by
the_doc
To: PortugeeJoe
Love it. "Grandma" deserves a big, fat kiss on the cheek for that one. :)
To: theDentist
Perfect choice of pic and caption. Bravo. :)
To: PortugeeJoe
BUMP...
To: PortugeeJoe
When things like that happen to them they are left looking like fishes out of water, moving their mouths but uttering no words. They go back to their mantras when they collect themselves and manage to do all that, without any brain activity at all. Amazing, no matter how well you prove your point they remain like the Saddam videos rolling and rolling without going forward at all. They too like Saddam have become the new tourist guy, they look like they are there but they are not there at all.
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posted on
03/27/2003 9:36:35 PM PST
by
Minty
To: delacoert
Let's give her .... an OSCAR!
I nominate she gets Michael Moore's.
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posted on
03/28/2003 6:51:09 PM PST
by
DED
(Liberals Never Learn. *LNL*)
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