Grandma tells Barbra Streisand wanna-be "I'll stick this umbrella up your --- and open it!"

[PortugeeJoe]

This is from a Army captain stationed in DC.

To nobody's surprise there were protestors today in DC, they attempted to disrupt the metro system and block the Key Bridge, a leading artery into DC from Northern Virginia.

I got hosed twice because I come in from NoVA on the metro and it is raining hard which makes traffic worse anyway...to the point -- I got off my train in Rosslyn because I had to use the bathroom. When I was getting back on the train there were protestors on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one.

An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protestor offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protestor put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Ma'am, don't you care about the children of Iraq?"

The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my first husband died in France during World War II so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth your country. And if you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."

I'm glad to report that loud applause broke out among the onlookers and the young protestor was at a total loss for words.

[PortugeeJoe]

Bravo!!!

[kellynla]

MARINE BUMP! I LOVE IT! Semper Fi

[Sokol]

btt

[Solson]

HA! The only question now is, upon opening the umbrella...would it even reach the sides of the vaccuous opeing???

[mhking]

[Mr. K]

bump!

[wingster]

"It's the little old lady from Pasadeeeenaaa...

GO GRANNY GO GRANNY GO GRANNY GO..."

Come on, everyone sing along...!

LMAO!!!

[AlmightySR]

This was the best one yet! The older you get the smarter and wiser you get.

Its a shame that what these people say agenst our country will be washed away by the timeless excuse... "I was young then"

[wingster]

[i]"The only question now is, upon opening the umbrella...would it even reach the sides of the vaccuous opeing???"[/i]

I know it's hard to tell the difference sometimes based on what comes out, but it was here arse, not her mouth!

LOL

[BossLady]

Fiesty Senior Gives Peacenik the 'What For'!!!! LOL

[KSCITYBOY]

Fantastic.

[Solson]

I know...I figger she's been buggered so many times there's no impediments left...

[Blood of Tyrants]

BWAHAHAHAHA! SNORT!

[cyborg]

LOL....snorting in the college library.

[fly_so_free]

WHOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!! -Standing ovation for Grandma!

[AmericanInTokyo]

There will be many many more such stories of these across the Republic as the days and weeks unfold. Let's always make it a point to challenge and humiliate the traitors in our midst, like Grandma did, no matter WHAT it takes.

We might be surprised we will get a lot of applause, too!

[theDentist]

"Go Ahead. Make my day."

[retrokitten]

That is fantastic!