[marajade]

I heard Bruce Willis tried to reenlist and was turned down...

[Beck_isright]

I was too, but then again, I'm too old and too messed up. But I would love to do it again. Especially now and after the news on my old enemie from the 80's, the Soviets.

[valleygal]

Bruce Willis was interviewed the other night. Said he loves his country and would join up but he's too old.

[DED]

If that's true, I've got a suggestion for him:
Since they won't let you fight in Iraq, take the fight to Hollywood - you'd do wonders for the morale of our troops if you'd punch Alec Baldwin, George Clooney, or Sean Penn right in the mouth!