[SerpentDove]

From a back-issue of The Onion (of questionable taste, to be sure, but I found it hilarious):

"Highjackers Surprised to Find Selves in Hell"

[EllaMinnow]

"I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers," said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"



That's my favorite Onion pull!