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The Lamest AP NewsAlert of All Time
Associated Press
| March 19, 2003
Posted on 03/19/2003 12:11:14 PM PST by Timesink
WASHINGTON (AP) The man in the tractor has surrendered.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: District of Columbia
KEYWORDS: haldol; tractorman
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Zee reelazhunzhip between a Frenchman and hees trac-tor eez one of LOVE!
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posted on
03/19/2003 12:11:14 PM PST
by
Timesink
To: mhking
ping
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posted on
03/19/2003 12:11:39 PM PST
by
Timesink
(Hi, Billy Mays here for new MOAB! It'll wipe your worst stains right off the face of the planet!)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
He's french?
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....
If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
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posted on
03/19/2003 12:11:59 PM PST
by
mhking
To: mhking
He's french?He is now. At least an honorary frenchman.
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posted on
03/19/2003 12:13:25 PM PST
by
js1138
To: mhking
Well, he's got that sort-of-beret-type thing on his head.
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posted on
03/19/2003 12:14:46 PM PST
by
Timesink
(Hi, Billy Mays here for new MOAB! It'll wipe your worst stains right off the face of the planet!)
To: Timesink
"The man in the tractor has surrendered" ...The fat man sleeps while the cheese stands alone.
Oh, sorry...thought this was a code-phrase type thing...
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posted on
03/19/2003 12:16:59 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(How do I set a laser printer to stun?)
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To: seamole
French ----- Hell! I don't know! Just watch to see if he surrenders.
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posted on
03/19/2003 12:21:30 PM PST
by
Joee
To: Timesink
The rooster crows at midnight.
To: sharktrager
Is his name Kenneth? Does he know the frequency?
To: sharktrager
The brown dog with the blue eye has pooped. Repeat the brown dog......
To: sharktrager
My elephant showers with a rose held between his toes.
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posted on
03/19/2003 12:25:02 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: js1138
Four days of unrinating and defecating in a tractor will MAKE you French!
To: Ann Archy
But surrendering gives you full citizenship.
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posted on
03/19/2003 12:41:21 PM PST
by
js1138
To: KSCITYBOY
The Senator rides her broom in the sky.
-Eric
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posted on
03/19/2003 12:42:54 PM PST
by
E Rocc
To: sharktrager
The rooster crows at midnight.Darn - you beat me to it!
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posted on
03/19/2003 12:42:55 PM PST
by
WIladyconservative
(tick tock tick tock tick tock . . . .)
To: sharktrager
dead parrots rarely sing.
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posted on
03/19/2003 1:11:13 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Nox aeternus en pax.)
To: Darksheare
I'm French - why do you think I have this outRAAAgeous accent you silly King-ga?
To: freedomlover
May we see your grail?
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posted on
03/19/2003 1:16:22 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Nox aeternus en pax.)
To: mhking
Did he fart in our general direction?
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