Anything less would be awfully anti-climactical... again! It's getting too close to "April Fools Day!"
Say! Wait a minute!!!
Does Dubya have as warped a sense of humor as I have? I know he's a poker player, but maybe he could offer a game of Dr. Pepper Poker to Saddam. You know... 10's, 2's and 4's are wild, right? (grin)
"Mr. Saddumb, you'd be a fool ta wait till April 1, this year!!!" "Remember what happened last time. There's no fool like an old fool," etc., etc. Or, "Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, shame on me! Hasta La Vista, Baby!"