If you're looking for cheap French wine, I highly recommend La Maison Sutter and La Ferme de Boone.
Seriously, this is a great idea and I'm glad these folks are following through. Evocative of the Tea Party, of course, and not the one in Wonderland.
Buy a bottle of good CA wine, drink it to the last drop, then paste a big label on it: "VIN" -- fill it with water and bingo! you're ready to rally.