[LogicWings]

All things have an end, except a sausage, which has two.

Thank you for curing (klpetpt!) me from wanting to desperately have a serious reply to all the nonsense in this thread. The logic of this statement has forever released me from that necessity.

It is what it is. Which end do you bite first?

[Doctor Stochastic]

You bite the end that is unwrapped.