[ovrtaxt]

Naw, not ol' Sheets. He's a Democrat and they can't be racist. Like blacks, they can't be conservative. </sarcasm>

[Non-Sequitur]

Ah, I understand now. His joining was only a ploy to undermine the organization and bring all those 'white n*ggers', as he called them, back onto the path of tolerance and universal brotherhood between the races. Why would anyone doubt that this was his intention? </sarcasm>