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Former CNN Reporter Joins Kerry
Presidential Effort (To Act As Handler To Rein In Mrs. Heinz)
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| December 4, 2002
| Brent Baker
Posted on 12/04/2002 8:13:37 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe if we just deleted the Internet, these nasty little corpses wouldn't float to the surface periodically.
Not that it hasn't been tried...
;-)
To: ambrose
"Kerry had better be careful, or he might find himself in an unfortunate accident with Mrs. Heinz moving on to the next available wealthy senator..."
A very good idea. How about Senator John Warner of Virginia. He has already married a Mellon Heiress (from Pittsburgh)and the ancient beauty Elizabeth Taylor. Why not a pickle potentate? It couldn't possibly worsen his visage if he sucked on sour pickles.(I confess, I am a Virginian)
Even though "Gentleman John" is moneyed and has a great farm in Middleburg, it is all due to the Mellon divorce settlement. Most observers know how certain elements of the Pittsburgh Mellon Family and the Heinz family despise each other. Big Jawn, as MudBoySlim calls him, and the widder Heinz would make a dashing..., wait,,,a limping couple. Just imagine the opportunities to overtake Bob Dole in the Viagra sweepstakes.
To: yellowhammer
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"presidentail" Heh heh...did you do that on purpose? A Freudian, yet understandible slip on my part. I had just read Howie Carr on gigilo Kerry's adventures over the years:
"Here's another Liveshot (Kerry's sordid nickname) story, told to me by a major Boston nightclub owner who had a luscious young galpal. One night, they're all getting down, and among the guests is a four-sheets-to-the-wind Liveshot. The girl, who's up on current events, starts tearing into Kerry for his weathervane-like voting record, telling him he needs to make a ``commitment.''
``Baby,'' he finally says, swaying ever so slightly in the breeze, ``I am ready right now to make a commitment. To you.''
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posted on
12/04/2002 9:11:25 PM PST
by
friendly
To: friendly
``Baby,'' he finally says, swaying ever so slightly in the breeze, ``I am ready right now to make a commitment. To you.'' Was this before or after he became Mr. Teresa Heinz?
To: Cicero
"If Kerry wants her bucks, he's going to have to pretend that he values her political opinions."Tony Blankley ended his column today by observing that every time John Kerry goes to bed with his wife it's a fund raising event. LOL!
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posted on
12/04/2002 9:14:51 PM PST
by
Reo
To: diotima
Dio, here is the story I was telling you about.
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posted on
12/04/2002 9:16:08 PM PST
by
abner
To: Paleo Conservative; Doctor Raoul
I had a run in with Chris Black the next day or so when I mentioned that I had heard what she said to the protester and wrote a report about it. My report was picked up on Capitol Hill Blue with some reaction from one of the tourists who witnessed Chris Black and Doctor Raoul. I can't seem to find the thread just now, but will look for it later.
To: Paleo Conservative; Reo
Every time John Kerry goes to bed with his wife it's a fund raising event.
ROTFLMAO. And who's the 'ho in this lovely relationship? Kerry was a man'ho before Heinz' 57 varieties. One wonders about Kerry's commitment to the widder Heinz, once she serves his purposes (read money).
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posted on
12/04/2002 9:19:41 PM PST
by
friendly
To: Reo
I wonder how long it will be before the Kerry people grab Mrs. Heinz and give her a tranquilizer shot in the butt ala Martha Mitchell?
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posted on
12/04/2002 9:20:24 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
Wow! This is getting good...............
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posted on
12/04/2002 9:41:33 PM PST
by
SkyPilot
To: Angelwood; Doctor Raoul; Paleo Conservative; kristinn; Jimmy Valentine's brother; tgslTakoma; ...
Wasn't she also at Cheney's House? As the camera lights would go on to do a live stand-up for CNN, the Doctor would start a cheer, "She's standing on a box! She's standig on a box!" Maybe it was one of CNN's other bimbos?
To: Fred Mertz
Those were the days. Thanks for the ping, Fred.
To: PJ-Comix
How fitting for a former CNN staffer to slither into a democrat campaign effort. Just like butter on bread.
To: SkyPilot
Is it ever. Please God, let Kerry be the Dim-o-rats nominee for Prez in 2004.
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posted on
12/04/2002 9:59:49 PM PST
by
no dems
To: PJ-Comix
Chris Black screamed "F--k You" at me from the White House lawn (on a Sunday, in front of kids) some time back around June of 1999.
Doug Thompson of CapitolHillBlue.com learned of it from a woman who witnessed it and started his own journalistic inquiry and got some swell quotes from other members of the White House Press Corps.
The day aafter, Angelwood commented through the fence to Chris about her behavior and Chris' first words were, "Let me tell you what that son of a bitch did to me!" And for 15 minutes it was "son of a bitch this" and "son of a bitch that".
To: leadpenny
"She's standing on a box" started at the White House. AGreatPer and I were chanting and I decided to lighten the mood a bit with a nonsense cheer. I tell him, "Let's chant 'She's standing on a box.'" He looks at me kind of puzzled and says, "What?" and I say, "Trust me on this."
So off we go. Campbell Brown of MSNBC and some young woman from CNN are both doing live reports standing on boxes. The CNN gal starts laughing after she's off. Campbell Brown throws down her clipboard when done, rips the earpiece out of her ear and stomps off. I swear there had to be little footprints embossed in the asphalt of the driveway.
We brought that out of storage at the VP's residence when again they were standing on boxes. It really freaked out the Gorons when we'd chant that, as if we weren't taking things seriously enough for theem.
To: Doctor Raoul
You da Man. LOL!
To: SkyPilot
Wow! This is getting good............... You just can't write comedy better than this real life case of the CRAZY watching over the INSANE.
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posted on
12/05/2002 4:08:01 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
To: Doctor Raoul
Chris Black screamed "F--k You" at me from the White House lawn (on a Sunday, in front of kids) some time back around June of 1999. LOL! I can just picture Chris Black and Mrs. Heinz screaming that at each other in the near future when Ms. Black attempts to "handle" the uncontrollable Mrs. Heinz. After watching that performance, it will be impossible to tell who the crazy one really is. Actually it is both of them.
Doug Thompson of CapitolHillBlue.com learned of it from a woman who witnessed it and started his own journalistic inquiry and got some swell quotes from other members of the White House Press Corps.
If you find those quotes, please post them here.
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posted on
12/05/2002 4:15:29 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
It all happened within a few days and it's all posted on FR.
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