[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Tweleve?!
I thought there was only five:

1-male
2-female
3-lesbian
4-homosexual
5-transexual

Well, there's bi-sexual for sure. Then you have all those combinations of trangendered people that you always see on Jerry Springer. Like a gay man who has his weenie cut off and becomes a woman, but decides he really likes women and so becomes a transgendered lesbian. And so on...

[Diana Rose]

I can push the envelope and come up with nine but the last three are a puzzle.

[Gunrunner2]

Oh. Yuck.

[mdmathis6]

These are the 12 genders...snicker;)
1. male (like me..."so proud to be an American....")
2. female (just the way I like my wife!)
3. homosexual (the "cousin" homosapiens never really like to talk about despite the "forced consciousness raising")
4. lesbian (regular and Reno versions)
5. transexual (soon to come, taxpayer funding for "MASS TRANSsexuals")
6. monosexual (keep your distance and no touching)
7. pansexual (many orgies end this way...watch out Fido)
8. astralsexual(what really happens when the channelers are themselves "channeled")

9. polygonalsexual (what I thought my old geometry teacher was)
10. Hillarysexual (that cold stare, the icily implied threats that cause many politicians' "johnsons" to wilt into "janets" in a Willy Nilly Reno moment)
11. multiculturalsexual (adherents get their jollies watching our politicians lift the "skirts" of our borders to allow illegal aliens to "take us from behind"
12. socialsexuals (same idea as no. 11 only pleasure is derived by watching affected politicians "take the taxpayers from behind")