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Osama Bin Laden alive and getting fat, says al-Qaeda "information officer"
Dawn (Pakistan) ^
| Oct 10 (Posted @ 20:25 PST)
| AFP
Posted on 10/10/2002 8:34:04 PM PDT by AM2000
DUBAI, Oct 10: Osama bin Laden is alive and well and has even put on weight, a Saudi weekly reported today, quoting what it said was the head of information for bin Laden's al-Qaeda terror network. "For your information, bin Laden's weight has increased by several kilos (pounds), because of his security precautions which prevent him moving around much," Abderrahman al-Rashed told the London-published weekly Al-Majalla. (AFP) (Posted @ 20:25 PST)
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posted on
10/10/2002 8:34:04 PM PDT
by
AM2000
To: AM2000
Hooray
To: AM2000
If he were alive, it would be bloat (water gain) from the kidney disease. But the backwards idiot doesn't know about such things, so he would think it is fat.
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posted on
10/10/2002 8:36:47 PM PDT
by
bluefish
To: AM2000
I wonder if he can get his wedding ring (rings?) back on?
To: AM2000
yadda, yadda, yadda
To: AM2000
so why all the 'obl is alive' reports all the sudden...trying to rally the troops for invasion?
To: AM2000
If Bin Laden was gaining weight, it would only be that cave roof that fell on his corpse is collapsing more.
To: AM2000
Hard to get fat on "Daisy cutter stew" huh???????
Yes, Binnie is still here and here and there and here and way over there too.
To: AM2000
Exactly how much do maggots weigh???
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posted on
10/10/2002 8:44:22 PM PDT
by
mikegi
To: Uncle George
I'd like for him to gain weight from "absorbing" 400,000 lbs of lead.
To: AM2000
Osama or Al?
To: AM2000
That weight may also be related to chronic renal failure and edema... but what do I know...
To: bonesmccoy
If he really has that kidney problem people say he does, wouldn't he be dead by now?
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posted on
10/10/2002 8:51:16 PM PDT
by
AM2000
To: InvisibleChurch
so why all the 'obl is alive' reports all the suddenThey are not "all of the sudden."
They have been occuring on about two week cycles
every since his death before Dec 13th 2001.
This thread has earned the
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posted on
10/10/2002 8:53:36 PM PDT
by
ASA Vet
To: AM2000
not if he got renal dialysis every few weeks. The other is if he got a renal transplant.
To: ASA Vet
Fat Elvis Bin Laden
To: bonesmccoy
Aren't those also attributed to a sudden impact from below, such as a piece of shrapnel entering his large intestine and exiting through the ... aw, never mind, maybe it was just the "penetration" from his new 7'8" boyfriend/bodyguard...
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posted on
10/10/2002 8:57:05 PM PDT
by
Vidalia
To: ASA Vet
yes, I believe "OBLvis" was seen at the local 7-11 in Texarkana.
LOL...Nice shot!
To: AM2000
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posted on
10/10/2002 8:59:48 PM PDT
by
11B3
To: AM2000
I guess whoever is going to start impersonating him publicly isn't as thin as he was.
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