Free to Freep! Free to Freep! Thank G-d, Allmighty, I'm Free to Freep.
(at least until the customer release is done. Now, what is this crap about torpedos...)
OK, I'll catch you up. The Germans probably scuttled the Titanic and got away with it for all these years. Why don't they just 'fess up and stop the charade? ;)