[Diddle E. Squat]

Ha! I just caught you double-posting to inflate your thread count. You are misleading potential investors in this thread.

Larry?! is going to sue you for that, you dirty rotten capitalist scoundrel.

[Amelia]

But is the thread really tied to the Dow?

Inflate the thread count now!

[SierraWasp]

"you dirty rotten capitalist scoundrel."

Boy!!! Have you ever got me pegged!!! I be the one!!! You pulled my covers!!!

Actually it's this finger/touchpad/mouse thingy on my note book computer. My regular machine is in the shop gittin a new Harder Driver!!!

Wait! Is that gonna be considered some kinda "cover-up?"