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A lawyer (whom from an objective standard is rather panchy and out of shape and balding) meets this beautiful voluptuous hungry looking fit 25 year old woman in the elevator going up to his office. She is going up to her penthouse above. She asks the lawyer, do you know what I want to do right now? The lawyer says no, I don't get paid to speculate. She says, I want to take you up to my pad, give you a bubble bath, massage you, and then make wildly passionate love to you, fulfilling all your fantasizes. The lawyer responds: well I can understand your point of view, but what's in it for me?