Arlen Specter writing bills in what he swears is the official language of the Scottish Masons..
Senator Byrd, in whatever language he used to communicate in before the humans found him and gave him a box in their back yard.
McCain simply claiming that the sound the steel balls he's playing with are a language of their own and signing everything "Strawberrys! Strawberrys!" ..then sending it to the floor for a vote over and over and over..