[WillaJohns]

Emus, they are meaner than ostriches and instead of biting you, they prefer to spit in your face and then while you are wiping the snot from your face, they bite you in the groin...

You talk like you have personal experience in this regard. : - )

Ouch!

[harrowup]

Not me personally...my brother teaches them to do that to anyone who votes Republican.