Are you actually suggesting that we stomach 60 minutes of Harpo just to hear the murderesses spouse blame her evil actions on everyone but her?
I’ve got better things to do with my time. Like pull out those unsightly nose hairs that my wife's always asking me to comb.
Don't pull them out!
I let my nose hair grow and now I am able to twirl it into a rather striking handlebar moustache, if I do say so myself.