They should try beer and chicken wings. Worked for me.
Isn't this great! It's obvious China's government are almost all-out fascists. The only thing missing is the "glorification of war." All we need to do is keep on building up there army with our "investments", and we'll be officially aiding a bloody arms buildup. The Chinese rich know that they'll rake in cash during good and bad times because they are corrupt as hell. So they'll have nothing to lose, except over a billion of their worker/peasant "war slaves." Their government is going to blame their people's financial oppresion on the "evil" U.S., and the war talk from them to us weekly instead of monthly. Then everyone will realize that those "investments" in China were nothing but weapons $ for them to use against us. So keep on selling them those nooses! And keep on buying that junk from Hell-Mart!