To: Euro-American Scum
This has possibilities. Make the fee inversely proportional to 25 minus the owner/driver's age and then a flat fee from 23 to 60, and then double the fee every year for those over 60. Other combinations might include at a minimum assessing the owner double if the driver is primarily another family member and making the fee exponentially higher based on dB level of the exhaust/motor system at idle and an additional fee proportional to dB level at highway speed, and double fees for each 5 watts sound system capability over 5 watts total all speakers. Double all fees for mirrored windows whether partial or full, and for dog dolls with wobbling head in the back window.
To: RightWhale
I LUV that NEW Math? decibel assessment fees? Cool !!! LOL
To: RightWhale
Spoken as a true engineer.
But I have a better idea. Just abolish all license fees and stick with the sales tax on gasoline to pay for the roads. Nahhhh....too simple.
To: RightWhale
Excellent post dude. They're all nodding and agreeing with you.
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03/17/2002 11:13:46 AM PST by
Osinski
To: RightWhale
"and for dog dolls with wobbling head in the back window." Did you mean to leave out the strips of little white fuzz-balls that hang from the tops of windows? :o)
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