[FreePaul]

Since September 11 I have seen articles stating that the terrorists were given special dispensation to shave off their beards, drink alcholol, look at "girlie" magazines, etc. in order to pass as normal citizens. It won't be long until some wild eyed cleric declares that being buried in a pig skin is the ultimate blessing if you died in the name of Allah. Gotta keep those mind numbed loonies concentrating on the important things like suicide bombings.

[mikeIII]

A dispensation for being wrapped up and buried in pigskin is not likely to be as appealing to the average terrorist as dispensation to "drink alcholol, look at "girlie" magazines, etc."