Vanity post - can anyone explain the moose and cheese thing?

[ko_kyi]

I don't get it.

If it is a big secret then please respond privately.

[SAMWolf]

Dinsdale!

[Judith Anne]

I wouldn't stagger so, but remember that I'm "standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour, orbiting at 90 miles a second, so it's reckoned, a sun that is the source of all our power...the sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see, are moving at a million miles a day in and our the spiral arm at forty thousand miles a second of the galaxy we call the Milky Way..."

Hence, the Cheese. It was inevitable.

[Slip18]

You got the SI in there again, Vast!

[Caipirabob]

Did someone say "Spanish Inquisition"?!?

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Oh? Sorry - wrong thread...

[Argh]

Good grief, that figures.

[NeoCaveman]

It wasn't me, it was W. Says so right there in plain black and white

Dagnabit Argh, No cheese for you!

[mewzilla]

Just hope they don't break out the comfy chair...

[Slip18]

They did. The killed the parrot in the comfy chair.

[Cyber Liberty]

Good heavens! You're one quick study...for a block of cheddar.

[Leesylvanian]

He's not dead. He's pining for the fjords. Where he can fly freely eating cheese, sipping wine, and biting moose, all the while being subsidized by the national government.

[tet68]

Ahem.

"I saw the best moose of my generation destroyed by cheese and avarice."

Thank you, Thank you vera much.

This poetic interlude brought to you by the A.Ginsberg Cheese Company.
Where cheese is our most important by-product.

Disclaimer.NO moose or cheese was harmed during the production of this interlude.

[b4its2late]

LOL!

[mewzilla]

=80 They'll get out the soft pillows next!!!

[mewzilla]

...no moose and cheese was harmed during this interlude...

What about moose und sqvirrel?

[The_Victor]

"What did he say?... 'Blessed are the cheese makers'?"

[brewcrew]

Thenk yew Sylvia Plath...

You're welcome.

"I see your cute decor
Close on you like the fist of a baby
Or an anemone, that sea
Sweetheart, that kleptomaniac.
I am still raw.
I say I may be back.
You know what lies are for.

Even in your Zen heaven we shan’t meet."

[The_Victor]

Gregory: Could you be quiet, please?

(to Cheeky Man) What was that?

Cheeky Man: I don't know...I was too busy talking to Big-nose.

Man Further Forward: I think it was "Blessed are the Cheesemakers."

Wife: What's so special about the cheesemakers?

Gregory: It's not meant to be taken literally. Obviously it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

[Judith Anne]

Good heavens! You're one quick study...for a block of cheddar.

Did I mention I was super-sharp?

[Gabz]

Did I mention I was super-sharp?

Darn, I'm only extra-sharp.

[LincolnLover]

Well, this was an interesting way to waste 10 minutes of my day.

I think jimtorr summed up the stupidity of cheese threads best: "It seems to be a new and hopefully short-lived tradition that any use of the word cheese, or moose, or mention of someones bases belonging to somebody else is simply an excuse for the liberal use of bad jokes and puns."

LOL! Exactly.