[KeepUSfree]

Sorry, that's not a pine tree. Looks more like a Lombardy poplar from here. And, everybody knows that cows did not evolve from Lombardy Poplars.....

[Alex Murphy]

And, everybody knows that cows did not evolve from Lombardy Poplars.....

I'm so ashamed! Yes, my research was shoddy and ill-thought! The correct evolutionary tree for the Lombardy Poplar would be this:

For those of you still playing along at home, here some bonus pics. Here we can see the Lombardy Poplar caught in the act of evolutionary natural selection...

...And a rare shot of the Lombary Poplar installing the Internet, which he had just invented days prior...