[Joe Bonforte]

I think Tom Daschle always looks like a weasel is chomping on his privates.

[steve50]

Wasn't that an old Monty Python skit?

[Sender]

by the discovery of the
source of his discomfort...
Damn weasels are back!

[unending thunder]

Hertfordshire University? THAT has to be the world's funniest joke. Or this is.

Gorgeous babe walks into cocktail bar and asks bar tender for a Double Entendre. So he gave her one.

[francisandbeans]

Here is the joke written by me several years ago:

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender:

I'll have one beer please. Oh, and a mop also.

[TightSqueeze]

A distraught weasel goes to a psychiatrist and says.
“Doc, you gotta help me, I think I am cheating on my wife, but I am not sure because all weasels look alike ”
Ba-Domp-Bomp.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

 Joe, check out the contest results, lol!

 

Top joke in USA

The American data proved to be somewhat strange. Dave Barry is a well known humourist whose columns are syndicated in many American newspapers. In January 2002 he kindly devoted an entire column to LaughLab. At the end of the column he urged readers to submit jokes that simply ended with the punch line:
‘There's a weasel chomping on my privates.’

Within just a few days we had received over 1500 ‘weasel chomping’ jokes.

One weasel joke scored very highly in the USA and almost became the funniest joke in America. Here it is:

At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on and asked the Major: “Major Barry, what the devil's wrong with Sergeant Jones’ platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about.”
“Well sir,” says Major Barry after a moment of observation. “There seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates.”

[wewillnotfail]

Show the weasels how you feel!
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[gorush]

A baby seal walks into a club...