[koba]

Cop can reply, "Sir, in the place that you're about to go to now you will probably find out more about oral sex than you bargained for." I think the cop woould have the last laugh.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Yep. After saying something like that to a cop, your options ain't looking good.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Oops, ripped out by the moderator. No dirty words, but it probably was too much. Anyway, don't hassle the guy who's writing you a ticket. Cut your losses.