[Random Access]

Too cold to go outside and piss. Bet there is next to zero bladder cancer here in Texas, where pissing outdoors is a constitutional right.

[Utopia]

Too cold to go outside and piss.
You're probably confusing Maine with upstate NY. The coastal area is quite warm. Portland Maine is still waiting for its white Christmas ... doesn't look like it'll be a white New Year, either. No snow. Just sunny days.