[Nick Danger]

Commandments For Men

31. Never eat in a place called Mom's.

32. Never play cards with a man named "Doc".

33. Never date a woman who has more troubles than you do.

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34. If another man buys you a drink, it is not acceptable to go after his wife.
35. Do not have sex with any woman that you work with or is working for you.